- Describe your refrigerator contents as if it were your lover. Let's face it...sometimes it is. And usually it's better that way. You are my light on my darkest day, the reason I walk the halls at night. You hold within all I will ever need to be whole... You complete me.
- Best use of the word asshat or douchery. Asshat is the neighbor that lets his children play ball in the street while he watches on, drinking his tall boy and smoking a joint. Douchery are the police that drive by and do nothing about it!
- Why is sliced bread so awesome? Sliced bread is what separates us from the animals, makes us civilized. No ripping and tearing and eating big hunks. Just nice uniform slices to slather with your peanut butter or slap a piece of bologna between.
- Is it always all that and a bag of chips? Can't we have a soft drink or a banana? I am thinking we actually need it to be all that and a bag of M&Ms cause let's face it NOTHING beats a bag of M&Ms except maybe a bag of Gummy Bears! For those days where only alcohol will work, I am thinking It should be all that and a shot of Jack!
Keep on scrolling to check out the Dragon Guards series with the new scorcher For the Love of Her Dragon + a fatty giveaway! Get on it my pretties.